by socialdistortion » Sun May 08, 2011 1:00 pm
Dear Thunderhorse,
As an Experimental Cognitive Psychologist I have read, reviewed, analyzed and categorized your suggested compliments. I have done this in an effort to help men elicit the desired response from their partners. Please feel free to offer any additional categories you might feel helpful.
Please note- these are in no particular order:
Compliments guaranteed to make your wife feel fat-
Your legs are curvy.
That accentuates your figure
Compliments that will likely get you sex-
That shows you are very caring.
Enjoyable, pleasing, calming, quieting,
Your touch is energizing.
You have such good timing.
Compliments that will make her go back inside and change her clothes-
Your clothes are fashionable.
The colors of your clothes accent your dignity and command respect.
Designer Styling.
Fashion Brand name.
European styling.
Paris springtime design.
Your make-up/hair style makes you look glamorous.
Mismatched, it is "Trendy, modern, up with the times."
Compliments that will make her feel smart, even if she it not-
Your insights are wonderful.
Good Analytical skills
Those ideas seem solution oriented.
Your ideas are fascinating.
We don't want to overlook that!
It is a pleasure to watch your intelligence seek opportunities for improving things for the family.
Words nobody even uses anymore-
Tantalizing, scrumptious, Tasty.
Glamorous Life
Glamorous styling
Nail salon styling.
Effervescent.
Compliments that will guarantee you will NOT be having sex tonight-
You are certainly trying to be considerate.
Today, I deserve some rewards because of my efforts to....
"You are making good progress in your more expansive spiritual understanding, and attending church meetings has probably helped in your progress."
I see your thoughts turning into action plans, as you organize the kitchen and living room.
Compliments that are just odd-
Your relaxing and tightening your muscles sends me Love.
Your ideas are bubbling up so nicely in your expressions of ideas to me. I can see your intelligence processing information to think of ideas for improvements and solutions.
Radiant forehead.
Your walking and Aerobic exercises show in your lungs filling, your chest expansion, and energy fields
Compliments that might even get you a blow job-
Your presence is amazing.
Your appreciation makes me feel like finding ways to do more for you.
Compliments that will make your wife think you are a loser-
You are so good at keeping things organized. I wish I had the habit to hang up my coat every time I go in and out, instead of leaving my coat in a convenient, empty chair.
You have a good vision for keeping the home looking organized and neat. I should do better at keeping the possessions I consider important, to be in an agreed-upon area, for my stuff.
Compliments that are basically safe-
That idea is right on time. Good timing.
You have good intuition to know when to suggest that.
I am so glad you thought of that now. Later on might have been too late.
That is an important point, and I will jot it on my calendar so I don't forget it.
Good at communicating our expectations for our children.
Best,
Social Distortion